“This girl came to me in my sleep. She helped save me from death, she was divine and perfect in her ways, like that of an Angel. The Lord himself in all his greatness has made this moment so great. This girl can touch my soul, making me shiver with love. Her eyes shock me, leaving me speechless, I’m frozen from her beauty. Both in her eyes and in her soul. She is here but not close enough, but she is far but right next to me, this sleep has made me realize I was never sleeping.”
Ziggy (:“Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.”
Jack HandeyDeep Thoughts (SNL)




